So, now that it’s settled, I’ll regale you with my latest accident story. I was heading home from work just after 2300. Whilst entering the toll plaza to access the turnpike, in the K-tag lane, going the speed limit, I noticed a state trooper’s SUV heading directly toward my car a split second before impact. As I attempted to correct and get stopped, the SUV struck my drivers side door. The trooper had been pulling a U-turn from the other side of the toll plaza. From what I can gather, he thought I had just backed out of the parking lot. Now that is truly nuckin’ futs.